Editorial: Leave the goldfish at the pet store
The goldfish hovers soundlessly against the curved wall of its shrunken new prison, its mouth cyclically contracting and expanding into…
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Editorial: Political acrobatics
Regardless of your political beliefs, you can’t deny that Hillary Clinton is hardly your stereotypical grandma. While no known studies…
Editorial: Fifty shades of red
Editor’s note: This editorial contains extensive discussion of abusive relationships. Please exercise caution before and while reading. It may be…
Editorial: We don’t need a Superman
In 1976, Superman didn’t wear a bold blue jumpsuit embellished with a blocky S. He didn’t double as a journalist…
Editorial: Chiseling through textbooks
The tick, tick, ticking of your watch drums an insistent, almost violent tattoo against your wrist. T minus nine, eight,…
Editorial: Pipelined
When was the last time someone told you that you matter? Better yet, when was the last time an authority…
Editorial: Mirror, mirror
If the evil queen from “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” had had a Facebook, she may not have needed that…
Editorial: Dusting off the shelves
As the young woman massages shampoo into her scalp, the bathroom door, blurred behind the translucent shower curtain, creaks open. An…
Editorial: Needing surgery, using Band-Aids
As you open the doors and step across the threshold, the dense, hot air instantly envelops you. The accompanying darkness…
Editorial: Je suis…who?
Laurent Leger, an investigations correspondent at the French weekly satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, reportedly believed the noises he heard echoing…